Laundry: You know you haven’t done me in a while. Things are piling up.
Me: I know, I just have so much to do I’ll get to you as soon as….
Laundry: You always say that. You never mean it.
Me: I want to give you the attention you need and I can’t do that while I have all these other pressing things to do. I promise I will get to you today.
Laundry: You didn’t do me yesterday. You promised you would and you didn’t. Do me now. Please. You know it will just get worse.
Me: I will, I will. I just need to take care of this last thing and then I will take you upstairs.
Laundry: I’m still here.
Me: Oh yah, sorry I forgot. I just need to pick up he kids. I’ll do you when I get back.
Laundry: Sniff. It going to get bad you know.
Me: Oh I’m sorry, I’m so tired, I’ll do you tomorrow. I can’t stay up or I won’t be able to function.
Laundry: I’m tired of being ignored, your going to pay for this.
Me: Your just grumpy. Get a good nights sleep and we’ll take care of it in the morning.
Tweedle E: Mom I don’t have any pants to wear, or underwear, or shirts, or socks. Waaaaaaaa.
Me: Oh crap!
Laundry: Told ya so.