Why did the light turn red?…

I am in need of a laugh. Right now I think the world is crazy. In the last couple of days I have found out:

a) that the ugly and I repeat ugly brown and orange (not to be confused with the nice brow and orange) of the 70’s is coming back in. Oh I am sure they will put a modern twist that will make it remotely palatable, but why use them when you have so many other colour combinations to choose from? I thought we had the 80’s to forget the 70’s.

b) The food that is rejected by dog food companies for not meeting quality standards is bought by a well known fast food chain to be used in their “scrumptious” patties. Blech! There is another reason why I shouldn’t eat fast food. If its not good enough for your dog, its not good enough for me.

c) that I don’t think I can endure another 11 months (10 +) of the american election. If I were you guys I would go crazy. They all sound the same to me, Reps. and Dems. alike. Your elective process is too long.

d) my husbands benefit card doesn’t work, even thought they insist it does.

Now that I have shared all of this lovely information with you, you are probably in need of a laugh too. so here is the answer to the question…You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.

So what is your favorite joke?


3 thoughts on “Why did the light turn red?…

  1. So there were these two penguins on and iceburg, see, and the iceburg broke apart, see, and as they floated away from each other the one penguin yelled to the other, “HOT CHOCOLATE!!!!”

    Nope, it’s not supposed to make sense or make you laugh. It makes me laugh, though.

  2. There was a couple who had been married for a long time. They were getting on in years and becoming forgetful. They went to see a doctor about it. He told them to start writing everything down so they wouldn’t forget. Later as they sat watching tv the wife said I think I’d like a dish of ice cream. The husband willingly got up to get it for her. She said, “Aren’t you going to write that down?” He said, “Nope I got it – ice cream.” She said, “With chocolate sauce.” He said, “Got it – ice cream with chocolate sauce.” He turned to go. She said, “And whipped cream.” He said, “Okay.” He turned again. She said, “And chopped nuts.” He said, “Alright.” She said, “Aren’t you going to write that down?” He said, “I got it. Ice cream, chocolate sauce, whipped cream and nuts.” She went back to watching tv and he went into the kitchen. Cupboards opened and closed, Pots and pans banged along with the other sounds accompanying preparing food. Eventually the husband returned to the living room with a tray containing a plate of scrambled eggs, bacon and hashbrowns, and a glass or orange juice. The wife took the tray and asked, “Where’s my toast?” 🙂 Love ya!

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