Today is the day. I am taking my first yoga class. I need to strengthen my mind body connection. Actually its something to get me out of the house once a week so I’m not stuffing my face everyday (just six days a week). Its a special yoga class for new mommies. We get to bring our kids, so yay I don’t have to pay for child care. I have some fears though.
1. I’m not flexable. I mean it. Its a stretch to straighten out my legs when sitting. I was assessed and I’m in the 10th percentile for flexability.
1(a) I’m afraid I won’t be able to do the poses
1(b) I’m afraid that the poses will hurt.
2. Have I mentioned that my child is puky? I have a fear the I will spend more time cleaning up “spit up” then actually doing something. What a waste of money that would be. I can clean up puke in the privacy of my own home for free whilst stuffing my face full of halloween candy. Ahh thats the life.
3. I have had some pretty rancid gas lately. It has followed me around when I try to pretend its not mine. I am afraid that there are some poses that make you “fluff”. I don’t want anyone thinking I am gross plus the toxic fumes might kill someone.
4. I don’t know where the profile room is. I hate not knowing where things are. I missed a whole week of a class in University because I couldn’t find the classroom. Consiquently I didn’t want to go so I ended up dropping the class. I’m more mature than that now, I think.
Well gotta get tweedle 3 ready. It starts in half an hour. Wish me luck.