Last night I was putting on self tanner because:
a. Who has the time to lay out all day to get some colour?
b. I no longer have the body nor the privacy to lay out all day to get some colour.
c. The evil dragon, Skin Cancer.
d. All of the above
The Answer is d. As I was putting on my self tanner I was wondering “Where do I stop?” Do I stop at the knee or my thighs. Should I do my stomach and should I make tan lines or just do my whole body? I know what I am. What are you? Tan lines or no tan lines?
I’m Tan lines mostly because I’m lazy and I can’t reach everywhere.